eh, i just magic-cleaned the floor halfway. ew, the magic cleaner slid down the table just as i typed its name. thats a pretty freaky attention-seeking magic cleaner. but it cleans like a real man okay! i really love the magic cleaner. cleans like magic. :D :D :D

fwah, its close to 11 already!
the last time i glanced at the clock, it was like only, what, 9?

i'm sorry to VANESSA LIM ____ ____. sorry, forgot your chinese name. shit man, WHAT WAS IT!? *scrunches face* okay, nvm. that's another one more flower for you the next time we meet! i love more than you love me okay! :D :D :D oh, sorry for not going to Life Concert tdy. ): please, someone, let us meet up real soon!

i'm really into drawing the :D three times! looks so nice right? :D :D :D

yay! mummy's cooking myojo noodles. done perfectly with egg and not so much soup(so its T-A-S-T-E-Y!) haha, tastey.

& Sweet Escape is stuck in my head. weewooo, yeewooo~
'Cause I've been acting like sour milk fell all on the floor
It's your fault, you didn't shut the refrigerator
Maybe that's the reason I've been acting so cold?'
its damn funny the way she raps this part.
:D :D :D

oh my gooooof.
you know what TB calls ang ku kueh?
RED CAKE! RED CAKE AHHH!
trying to act funny, as usual.
we went to lunch tdy! jap food is gooooood! (:
and everything else was nice too.
i less than three you too much to be written on paper!

you stole it away and never gave it back

i'm been feeling really =askkskdjskasaksaksla recently. and that means i'm not in my best of moods, you wont hear me saying reasonable things, and i tend to get very very irrational. this situation worsens when night falls. the mornings and afternoons are still alright, and i'm excluding the boringest lectures.

& i just totally embarassed myself yesterday... again! for like the 120298939th time. and this stupid embarassment will probably last a week. so im gna live in a hole for the next seven days. i actually had the stupidest idea to bus down to far east to just go and have chicken rice alone. thank God i didnt man. saved me three bucks.

but! on a lighter note, i offered to help an uncle having difficulties carrying a super huge mattress. you should see him smile man. you could see he was really glad although he rejected my help. its been ages since i did a good deed, and i'm glad i did it.

CALVIN & HOBBES

valentine day card
calvin: i'm making susie derkins a valentine.
hobbes: she's a cutie alright.
calvin: see, i made a big red heart.
calvin: now i'm putting lace around it.
hobbes: that's really sweet. i'm sure she'll like it.
written on vday card:
Susie,
I hate you. Drop dead.
Calvin.

at the florist's
calvin: i'd like to to get a valentine bouquet for a girl i know.
florist: what a sweet little boy you are! come see what we have.
calvin: is that all?
florist: did you have something in mind?
calvin: sort of. do you have a dumpster out back i could root through?


valentine's day
susie: CALVIN YOU BALONEY BRAIN!
calvin: ?
susie: you sent me hate-mail valentine and a crummy bunch of dead flowers!
susie: so, here's a valentinee for you, you insenstive clod!
*susie throw a snowball onto calvin's face*
susie thinks....'a valentine and flowers! he likes me!'
calvin thinks...'she noticed! she likes me!'

i'm a donut magnet. are you?

donuts are making me my stomach growl.
6th april! and donut factory, i will come to you.
oh, apple cinnamon, DOUBLE CHOCOLATE, white strawberry heart & GLAZED!!!
eh fern, be prepared for the two hour long queue kay. foldable chairs are advisable unless you don mind sitting on the floor. this craving is crazy. i really wont mind cabbing down raffles city this instance, wait slightly over three hours(it's a sunday, what do you expect?) to grab hold of glazed donut.
actually, i do mind. i'm not so irrationale.

talking abt donuts, a webby not to missed...
www.yourdonutsdunked.blogspot.com
ABEL LEE'S BLOG AH!
XD

eh, the next holiday is coming!
weeee~ Good Friday is round ze corner!
6th april 6th april 6th april.
i think im getting quite obsessed with holidays recently. maybe its because of the weird stress im feeling in school these days. and hell, im real bad at managing stress. but! my class seems like a fun bunch! 07S17! but no class can ever replace 07A04 or 4E1. they shouldnt even try.

oh well,
they can only be part of memories now.

i better blog while i'm in a good mood... attempts to do so previously were terribly disrupted. blah! i hate it when i get manipulated by my icky mood swings. okay, i have to listen to something from MAYDAY to calm my nerves ...gei wo yi lai, gei wo li liang~

i cant see my blog still! and thats really sadded. shit, i suddenly miss nessa. )): why didnt you come for og outing tdy! i think we wont get to see each other that often now that our effed up timetables are out. jane finishes at like 4.30 for three days! i can imagine yours. raarh.

die. i forget what i wna blog abt. >: you dont know how much i hate having 1G of memory space. i think i'll just talk about wad happened today.

school ended early! like 12.30! no lah, cln and i skipped chinese. so tgt with bae, we walked down the streets of ugly bt panjang and had to run for the stupid 961 bus to get to IKEA.

sorry for the randomness, but did you know that IKANO is swedish for IKEA? i don know how true it is but the receipt wrote IKANO and not IKEA, so i just anyhow hantam lah. i cant help but put IKEA in block letters. you know how IKEA likes to name their products in block letters right! like, SKRUVSTA, VITTEN, DAIM(the yummy caramel chocolate sweet).

somehow, the IKEA lunch was so darn good. maybe cos i was in the mood for two cows and got fried fish in chive sauce instead. er, something doesnt make sense here. you feel it? oh, what the heck. and so one by one, they all turned up. actually, not all. LL, jane, bae, timo, cln, nat & me. abel couldnt make it cos he fell into some urine thing. apparently, this wasnt the case. but i promise i heard him say that over the phone! =?

and then! we camwhored like mad on the IKANO mirrors that were all so pretty looking. and the mattress section is sooo gooood. 1, 2, 3, JUMP! fwahhhh, you can feel your fleshy butt melting into the comforter lah. and some couple decided to get comfy on one of the beds. *raises eyebrows.

oooh! and i bought the DAIM sweets. it was meant to be a gift but i seriously object to giving unreasonable, unfriendly and vulgar people presents they dont deserve. dont push your limits hor, i tell you.

quote for the day:
you cannot always choose to do what you like, but you can always choose to like what you do.

woah. feels so damn good... to shit it all out! literally and physically.

i've been pretty shaky for the last few days. maybe cos i just realised how crappy chem can be. i just completed atomic structure tdy and i still dont get how electrons can become arrows. ): chem is the stupidest subject i tell you.

i really just wna sleep my life away. i'm soooo drained out.

but anyway, i think i'll start studying next week.
i'll try.

i dont think i'm gna blog that often aft school starts.
cos i have to prove them wrong. that PJ isnt a bad school.

to all who's starting school(or attachment) tmr... or a few weeks later...
WORK HARD KAY!
dont let the Os bring you down!
you know you can handle it, whatever you're handling now!

d=
hahahaha!
the reverse of =p

HAPPY advanced BIRTHDAY ZENITH!
you havent thank me for the pretzel yet. though i cant see why you should since your mother ate it. $2.40 ok! not cheap. oh, and thanks for the macdonald file! i'll use it for school!
D: its quite stupid to be dedicating part of my entry to her cos she's only five, going on six.

wish me luck in finding new friends, again.
and let us all look forward to the next holidays!

i love you as much as i love cotton candy

so, fern decided to be a kind soul and told me the truth...
that my previous blog entry isn't interesting at all.
BLAHAHAHHA.
but i still think it is.

anyway.
say YAY with me cos og&cg having BBQ on friday! eh, which is tmrw la. ((:
but i cant make it to og time at 1 cos...
i'll be at lim's to bake cookies!
:D :D

eh, i forgot to tell you that the BBQ at joash's was quite a blast right.
yeah, we had fun! and some, got quite wet. even their phones.
poor sirhan and joash. same phone model somemore!
tmrw will have a better ending. i hope.

woah.
i'm not in the mood to blog.
):

60 Things Most Girls Don't Know About Guys

--Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!(oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with more than 5 guys..you're a HOE)
--"Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.
--Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
--Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.
--Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
--Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.
--Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.
--A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.
--Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.
--Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.
--Guys get jealous easily.
--Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.
--Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.
--Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
--Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.
--Girls are guys' weaknesses.
--Guys are very open about themselves.
--It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long.
--Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
--If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.
--A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
--Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.
--Guys will brag about anything.
--Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you a whole hell of a lot.
--Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.
--Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.
--Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.
--Try to be as straightforward as possible.
--A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be mature and grown up.
--If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.
--No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.
--Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
--Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.
--If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.
--When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.
--When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."
--Guys don't really have final decisions.
--If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.
--If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.
--When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.
--Guys like femininity not feebleness.
--Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.
--A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
--Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.
--Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.
--Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.
--Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.
--Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.
--A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.
--No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.
--Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesnt mean he represents ALL of us.
--We don't like girls who are too skinny.
--We love it when girls talk about their boobs.
--Always make sure you know what kind of stuff your getting into before making out with a guy ...like wheather it's a one time deal or not ....
--Believe it or not shy guys are the most easiest to talk to..it may not seem right but trust me they will start opening up like books after you just ask them questions about their lives and unoticable tell them about yours...
--When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants you sexually.
--Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs...
--Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it ..it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts...
--Guys will test the waters to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is you want to let him go and he will respect that...after you let him know a couple times.
--When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.
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*45 things a girl loves*

1-touch her waist.
2-talk to her.
3-share secrets.
4-give her your jacket.
5-kiss her slowly.

Are you remembering this?

6-hug her.
7-hold her.
8-laugh with her.
9-invite her somewhere.
10-let her be with you when you're with your friends.

keep reading...

11-smile with her.
12-take pics with her.
13-pull her onto your lap.
14-when she says she loves you more, deny it. fight back.
15-when her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she cant get to her friends. it makes her feel loved.

Are you thinking about someone?

16-always hug her and say i love you when you see her
17-kiss her unexpectedly!
18-***HUG HER FROM BEHIND AROUND THE WAIST!!!***
19-tell her shes beautiful not sexy!
20- tell her the way you feel about her! but you need to show her you mean it too.
21-kiss her on the lips
22-DONT ask her to buy you stuff.
23-TELL HER WHAT FEELS GOOD.
24-make her feel loved.
25-make her feel good. it makes her feel special.
26-DON'T LIE TO HER.
27-DON'T CHEAT ON HER.
28-take her anywhere she wants
29-txt messege or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day at school, and how much you miss her.
30-be there for her when ever she needs you, & even when she doesn't need you, just be there so she'll know that she can always count on you.

Are you still reading this? you better be its important.

31. Hold her close when she's cold and she can hold you too.
32. When you are alone hold her close and kiss her.
33. Kiss her on the forehead (it will give her the hint that you want to kiss her).
34. While in the movie, put your arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her lightly.
35. Dont ever tell her to leave even jokingly or act like you're mad. If shes upset, comfort her.Remember this next time you are with her
36. When people diss her, stand up for her.
37. Look deep into her eyes and tell her you love her.
38. Lay down under the stars and put her head on your chest so she can listen to the steady beat of your heart. Link your fingers together while you whisper to her as she rests her eyes and listens to you.
39. When walking next to each other grab her hand.
40. When you hug her hold her in your arms as long as possible.
41. Call her at night to wish her sweet dreams.
42. Comfort her when she cries and wipe away her tears.
43. Take her for long walks at night
44. Dedicate a song to her.
45. Always Remind her how much you love her. youll never know when she needs just a lil more love
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HAHAHA! very interesting right. copied and pasted from nessa's friend's blog. HURHUR.
and i put down both the guys and the girls one. so i'm being super fair!
it's really true! for me, at least.

i've run out of condensed milk.
)':
isn't that the worse thing that can happen on a bad condensemilk day?
well, not exactly.
dont forget, there's still a worst condensemilk day.

i just wanna say that licking condensed milk off the fingers can realllyyyy make me feel better. i can totally eat it anytime of the day la! so shiok so shiok. i only figured that out today...
cos it had been a bad condensemilk day ):
but it ended of well, i think.
i love my lovelove! (:

YAY!
FAR EAST CHICKEN RICE TMR.
LOVELOVE!

-will we ever be happy again?

woah. i really dont like you man. and im not the only one ok!
its not like because i'm a bitch or anything. not in the way im disliking you, that is.
you're just a reeeaaallllyyy mean girl.
how can anyone actually derive pleasure from hurting another? and a friend, for that matter!
i guess you must be an obscenely disgusting sadist.
to hell with all guys that ever fancied you. which includes _______, ______, and a few nutcases.
not because i think you're ugly, but because of your ugly & black heart.
you were so much nicer last time. what happened?

ah, well.
people change... but cousins dont! i hope..?
wooooohhoooooo~
fern and i!!!
gonna bake!!!
at lim's!!!
can you feel the excitement!
EH FERN!
thanks for buying the pouch exclusively for me okay.
i really cant be more thankful. now, i can stuff my ipod(shuffle only la-.-) keys, coins, vaseline, cards inside! i used to have like one wallet for cards and cash and another for keys, coins & gloss.
ahh, so troublesome! but you've solved ze problem for me! kam xia loads. D:

oh!
mr ong exchanged wedding vows with a really sweet girlish looking girl!
Ugene & Lois. <<3>SUPERMAN & LOIS LANE.
it was sooo nice when he lifted the veil and kissed her!
hahahahahaha! quite funny too, actually.
& then!
fiona went to have her milk tea when we saw a clown!
his clown suit was so cute i swear i wna be a clown when i grow up.
i dont mind! just dont let me put on clown makeup, the one with the huge red&white smiley face and all. im okay with the huge red nose, though. can you imagine...
SUCHENG THE CLOWN. woah, i'll be famous man.
no, i'm not kidding.

why? how?

oh, hello there!
do you like my new blogskin? i think its cool to the MXM manz.
hehe. D: no la, not haolianing...
but! i always thought pink and brown go really well together.

just like me and TB. but he's pink, i'm brown.
i'm the man! *laughs in deep voice.
ah! its been a long time i mention his yucky name here.
TB. TB. TB.
i have no idea how the stupid word Talking Buddy came to my mind.
but we really talk A HELL LOT on the phone.
i think within these three years, we talked about like 100+ hours altgthr man!
he thinks its 800 hours.
okayokay, who cares right?

bah!
tdy was alwiiight.
crashed pj in the morn with cln(abbr for colleen)
then we went for a heartland breakfast tgthr.
we ate heartland food. pau and carrot cake.
& ice milooooo! kopitiam's ice milo is da best man.
oh! and ystd we shared a bowl of tau huay.
having bestie quality time... just in case there wont be anymore of such chances nxt time.
or when we find another bestie if we dont end up in the*TOUCHWOOD*same sch.
i dont like saying such things but sometimes its better to be realistic.

but at times, its okay to have big dreams.
something like, SAJC will accept a 16pointer like me.
and colleen too, of course. it will suck terribly if either of one of us gets in and lives the lavish SA student life. and the other is left miserably alone living the neighbourhood JC life. ahh, ):
DARE TO DREAM. you dont have to pay to dream big anyway! ;)

think happy thoughts!
MR UGENE ONG GETTING MARRIED TMR.
i dont think i can believe it until i really see him in the church tmr man.
bei lin must be the saddest person tmr...

ah,
see ya
around
!

& so...
i'm ponning JJ's orientation! its just way too boring man. and the sight of the rundown bldg irks me. the camp is like greenridge's sc camp okay. and that, in my opinion, isnt really the idea of fun. THEY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S FUN TILL THEY TAKE A LOOK AT SAJC MAN.

i want that phonecall.
i want to stop thinking, get on with life.
i want march hols to come!

then
we can have baking session! of brownies and junk.
ah kim's special recipes passed down to the next generation yo!

i'll be taking a trip down pjc tmr!
and crashing sajc's finale night!!
but seriously, i just wna stay home.
and sleep my life away...

oh!
LL! take care in JAPAN!
love you loads. stalk chip 'n' dale for me okay!
take care. <3

i hate this feeling.
i hate all that pressure on my head.
i cant even make my own decision without having to hear,
'its up to you. its your own future.'
i hate regretting.

note to self:
make up your mind before you change it again.
you only live once. do what you really wna do.
prove it to them that you can make it.

i hate you. please burn yourself down.
dont make me dirty my hands, you lousy college!

& this little creature comes along. or rather, appears every now and then.
name brother
age 29
country UK
he's still blaming me for getting 16 for Os. still blaming me for 'not knowing how to think'. still blaming me for every single thing i did wrong.
i dont blame him. i really didnt work hard. but... i cant work hard. i just know it. i can never put my heart and soul into studying. i only work best in what i do best.
no point telling me that its only good for me. cos i already know it. but i will never be able to put in 100% effort to memorise some crazy formulas and how microwaves make food hot.
its no good but i just cant help it.
maybe i'll understand all your weird theories later when i get older. cos for now, i really dont get a shit you're talking abt. and maybe when you get older and have a kid, you'll understand all my shit too.
okay, kor?
p.s2: please come back reaaaal soon. i miss your fats! :D
p.s1:you wont get to read this anyway. cos i'll never tell you my blog link! nehnehnipoopoo!)

not many knows this, but i love my bro alot. although i hate him alot too.
he may not be always by my side... HE'S BEEN AWAY FOR CLOSE TO 5 YEARS!... but he taught me many life lessons. not all good, but still. (:
i hope he gets married soon! woah, i cant imagine him cutting a cake with his wife.
and yay! i may be going over this winter! he's gna bring me to UNI OF OXFORD ahhhh!

*****
oh, back to school.
THURSDAY!
aft sch, which wasnt really school at all cos we just ponned ponned and ponned SOMEMORE!
i don think i went to more than 2 classes. all i can rmb is that TAC(tables above canteen) was turned into one messy gambling den! bridge, poker, taitee, you name it!
then somehow a few people became many people. then we play ban luck. Lady Luck must be in the toilet shitting or sth... cos...
i lost 6 frigging bucks to that hardcore justin! ):
+ah ming, ah lun, ah rin, ah tin(HAHA), ah cheng and ah leen+

[sorry ah. sidetrack abit.
im gna learn the powerpuff song with colleen and LL.
i'm buttercup. green and tough!
not in real life, though.
but i really pray that i were.
a li'll tougher. a wee bit stronger.
that'll make a better sucheng!
hee]

tmr is 3RD MARCH can. CG outing, BBQ and MAHJONG!
*screams in delight with nessa.
everyone only needs to bring $6 bucks leh!
so fun so fun so fun so fun.
then we can sing 'when you say nothing at all' to the guitar! we rehearsed today manz... at the gallery. its was so damn cool. i'm gna video it & post it here yo!

i can do so much better than you!