CALVIN & HOBBES

valentine day card
calvin: i'm making susie derkins a valentine.
hobbes: she's a cutie alright.
calvin: see, i made a big red heart.
calvin: now i'm putting lace around it.
hobbes: that's really sweet. i'm sure she'll like it.
written on vday card:
Susie,
I hate you. Drop dead.
Calvin.

at the florist's
calvin: i'd like to to get a valentine bouquet for a girl i know.
florist: what a sweet little boy you are! come see what we have.
calvin: is that all?
florist: did you have something in mind?
calvin: sort of. do you have a dumpster out back i could root through?


valentine's day
susie: CALVIN YOU BALONEY BRAIN!
calvin: ?
susie: you sent me hate-mail valentine and a crummy bunch of dead flowers!
susie: so, here's a valentinee for you, you insenstive clod!
*susie throw a snowball onto calvin's face*
susie thinks....'a valentine and flowers! he likes me!'
calvin thinks...'she noticed! she likes me!'