Sam,

You have totally no idea how much the entire group hates you. But you know something, I realise we didnt hate you that much previously because we still gave your two chances to do a good job for your part. But now we do.

Rmb that day we were supposed to meet at my house? And the meeting at Richard's?

I dont suppose you remember after having scratched away all what little brain cells you have left. Well, I'll refresh your memory. You didn't show up for BOTH meetings! And coming up with lame excuses like having a HEADACHE just goes to prove that you havent got any brain mass left at all. Airhead!

I mean this requires serious group effort. And even if you don't like being with us, you can email us your part and we'll do the rest. We're not asking for much, are we? Just to do your part properly and I mean PROPERLY. Not 2-3 sentences for one paragraph, for Mama's sake! I had to fill up all your stupid loopholes okay!

Why should we clean up your dirty dirty mess?! If there's someone I can blame for having put you into our group, I can really just stab and hack that guy into 198 pieces. If its sheer bad luck, then I'd resort to drinking ash water to wash away this bad luck! (guanyinma.com, I heard) I will force Kash to drink it too.

For one, you're the most uncooperative airhead ever. How can you be staring into the field while we're discussing stuff?! HUH?!?!
The qian bian/qian da/qian ma/qian sha face you've got doesnt make things better.
And, your work is plain crap. Copy+pasting is the only work you do!

Think that this is the end of your horribleness? Read on.

The worst thing about Sam (I dont wna spell out his full name, my keyboard will rot), my dear friends, is that he picks up quarrels! You literally copy+paste so obviously your part and Kash's part will clash, wont it? So what are you arguing about Kash doing the wrong part?! True, he may not have done a good job but at least he knows what he's doing. You're totally doing Work, Effects and Contributions when your part, is INTRODUCTION.

If you wanna know what else I've gotta say to you, watch out for me tmrw!
Cos when I walk to you with a grin on my face, you know you're in for some trouble.

I hate you, Sam. I really do. I've never hated anyone so much in my life. I think I'd punch you in your prisoner-like face tmrw if I really have to.

With much hatred,
Su Cheng.